I like these plugs because they match my eyes.
why does this have so many notes
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Biggest plot twist ever.
I am crying
(Source: thatfunnystuff.com, via hannabvb)
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
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just click, i promise you its not what you’re expecting.
A THOUSAND APPLAUSES
best minute and thirty five seconds of my day.
(Source: blackladyblue, via brad-marcgand)
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
(Source: snazziest, via aliciaaadanielle)
HOLY SHIT DON’T FUCKING DO THAT
(Source: i-sucked-the-ten-inch, via one-harrystyles)
everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough
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