When I'm married, I never want to fight in front...
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
fuckoff-mondays: Imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
Reblog if your username doesnt have the word:...
sik3rning: catsman-cats: Because we are some classy motherfuckers. Class not sass :’)
Daughter: "Mom, I love this band --"
Me: "Do you want concert tickets? Posters? CD? merchandise? DO YOU WANT TO FANGIRL TOGETHER?"
Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
efronsbutt2: why do i get so attached to celebrities